have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
"can i look through your sketchbook"
"hey what are you writing can i see"
Exercise because it feels good. Exercise because it makes you happy.
Don’t exercise because you’re terrified that you ate too much for dinner. Don’t exercise because you hate the way your body looks in the mirror.
Loving yourself will get you so much further than hating yourself.
Needed this reminder